Friday 29 January 2010

Too true to be funny...

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's recent releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, At the rate Our (sic) government is spending it.


Building Permit Tax * Cigarette Tax * Alchohol and Spirits Tax * Corporate Income Tax * Income Tax * Vat on fucking everything Tax * Unemployment Tax * Fishing License Tax * Food License Tax * Fuel Permit Tax * Petrol/Diesel Tax * Hunting License Tax * Inheritance Tax * Inventory Tax (tax on top of tax) * Luxury goods Tax * Marriage License Tax * Property Tax * Service charge Taxes * Social Security Tax * Road Tax * Council Tax * Vehicle License Registration Tax * Vehicle Sales Tax * Workers Compensation Tax * TV License Tax *

To name but a few...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...

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